To the Victor go the Profits

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mondscheinattentater:

Nope.

Zhen vhat zhe frag iz CPS?

You’re th’ communications bot Blaster. Figure it out.

I vould, aber I’m a little buzy. Zhe Kinder got into a zcrape.

Oh I know. Was goin’ tell ya one o’ ‘em got their tail cut off, but knew you could ‘handle’ it.

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mondscheinattentater:

silkymoustache:

mondscheinattentater:

silkymoustache replied to your post: I just called CPS.

I told ya ‘o just wait an’ find out.

Doez zhat mean Insekten are coming?

Nope.

Zhen vhat zhe frag iz CPS?

You’re th’ communications bot Blaster. Figure it out.

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mondscheinattentater:

silkymoustache replied to your post: I just called CPS.

I told ya ‘o just wait an’ find out.

Doez zhat mean Insekten are coming?

Nope.

Reblogged from badspeeder

badspeeder:

/Smirks. Curls claws and scrapes them together. Nail on chalkboard sound./ Perhaps, Rodimus. /The sound of the doors unlocking./

You can leave my room, for now. I’m not sure how long you’d last in here with just me. KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

I’m sure I could survive another day or so, but as for Thundercracker. Not another human hour. See ya later /he grabs onto Thundercrackers forearm and makes his way out of Blurr’s room/

(Source: bluecrackers)

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badspeeder:

…

^at this point he’s just accepted his death and slouches.^ Alright, I got it. Don’t use that tone and you’ll actually kill me if I do.

That’s a good bot. I might make some use out of a foreign exchange student yet… /Shoves his faceplate away from him./

I have no patience for mechs talking back to me.

Blurr are ya done? Cause we need ‘o go before I have ‘o eat another old human.

(Source: bluecrackers)

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badspeeder:

I was just following Rodimus around. I didn’t mean to… intrude. ^trying not to sound like an asshole, even though that’s his permanent setting^

Ahh, I see. Well, let me tell you something, little jet. /Snags his jaw with his right claw, digits digging into his chinplate, though he doesn’t scratch or harm him. Master would kill him./

You use that tone with me and so help me, I’ll rip your lower jaw off and use it to drink your energon. Got it?

/moving close to the other two, he leans a bit closer to Thundercracker/ He’ll do it to.  Ya know how some mechs make threats but don’t follow up on ‘em? Well Blurr’s th’ type th’ type ‘o follow through on all his threats.

/moving away from Thundercracker he looked at Blurr/ Besides, I just came ‘o introduce th’ two o’ ya. Thought ya might actually like ‘em.

(Source: bluecrackers)

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badspeeder:

^flinches when Blurr says how he hates Starscream, staying quiet still for now. Reeeaaallly doesn’t want to get hurt right now.^

/Lifts an index claw and taps it against the edge of a wing. Traces it along the edge with a smirk, pulling it away. He doesn’t leave a scratch, but he is attempting to intimidate you./ Kyeheheheheh. You’re a lot more silent than him, though. Pity. Starscream always amuses me with his constant apologies. What brings a jet like you into my room?

/leans against a near by wall and looks at the two other mechs/ What? He just came over here ‘o say ‘Hi’ ‘o ya Blurr. Last stop on our tour of th’ Autobot base, since every where else is pretty much borin’ right now.

(Source: bluecrackers)

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emperor-of-destruction:

silkymoustache:

emperor-of-destruction:

Mhmm…Wait….Rodimus what are you doing?

Nothin’ really. I was walkin’ around th’ base givin’ a tour an’ when I came across a room I recognized, I got locked inside.

……

How did that…Happen?

Your intel bot is crazy

Just happened ‘o be in th’ wrong room

Reblogged from badspeeder

badspeeder:

I’m aware he’s a jet, Rodimus. And I’m also aware that he just walked in here. Well, look at you… /Stands up and walks in a circle around the two. Scanning TC with his optic and smirks./

You look an AWFUL lot like Starscream… /Flexes razor sharp claws./

And I GREATLY dislike Starscream…

Well just needed ‘o make sure. Dats because he’s been followin’ me around th’ base, Blurr /continues to watch Blurr as if all of this was just normal/ Plus there was nothin’ else ‘o do in base so I thought we’d stop here.

(Source: bluecrackers)

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badspeeder:

^Just going to stay silent since that’s what he was told to do^

/Slouched in his seat, reading a datapad. Grumbles and spins in his chair./

Rodimus, really, do you have something import… /Oh god, that stare just turned into a glare./

JET.

/stares at Blurr for awhile and then at Thundercracker and then back to Blurr/

Yes, Blurr he’s a jet. An’ no he’s not like those other jets ya had th’ chance ‘o meet. 

(Source: bluecrackers)