You know what Starscream and Steeljaw? He doesn’t need your two cents right now.

Just moping because he only has one functional arm and every thing hurts.

emperor-of-destruction:

Oh but you eventually will…

Whatever.

(Source: silkymoustache)

emperor-of-destruction:

/Cackles/ You’re absolutely hilarious Rodimus. I shall have to reinstate you as the court jester. Really Rodimus are you that afraid of Blurr? You poor thing.

…./Makes a face of disgust./ If you do then I will never let you back on base.

Yes, poor me. I have a fear for bots who fall into insanity and talks to dead mechs frames…

Pft, I’m not th’ one beggin’ ‘o come back. /He’s subconsciously rubbing his socket where his missing arm would be, with his forearm/

(Source: silkymoustache)

mondscheinattentater:

I vill. I’ll check jou myzelf. Vith Blurr’z knivez if I haf to.

Aww you guys are sharin’ now? How cute.

(Source: silkymoustache)

emperor-of-destruction:

Oh I do already. You have shown many Prime like attributes. You can barely function…And you were beaten by Blurr, a seeker who was underneath you. That is terribly sad.

Creative? Really? The only thing that I would consider you doing creatively is enlarging that piece of shit around your face.

/his optic twitches as he listens to Prime./ Sorry but I don’t like ‘o fight crazy bots. Have ‘o give ‘em some kind ‘o handicap or else they’ll go cryin’ back ‘o you.

………………………………………………….Ya know dats not a bad idea. Maybe I’ll make long enough ‘o touch th’ middle of my chestplates.

(Source: silkymoustache)

mondscheinattentater:

Ja, if jou’re alive. Vhiiiich~ I doubt vill be for much longer. 

You just keep believin’ dat. You an’ everybot else. 

(Source: silkymoustache)

mondscheinattentater:

I’m zhe color of zhe ruzt zhat vill be taking over jour uzelezz frame zoon, actually~

Yeah sorry ‘o burst your bubble but modern medicine can fix dat.

(Source: silkymoustache)

emperor-of-destruction:

/Sighs in exasperation./ When will you learn Rodimus that you were never meant to be Prime?

Still as witty as ever. That mouth would be of better use if it were doing something productive.

Yeah you just keep believin’ dat.

Hmph, I’ve been doing a lot ‘o creative things. But o’ course ya wouldn’t know about dat.

(Source: silkymoustache)